NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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