is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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