I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
this beer tastes like vomit already
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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