The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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