So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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