I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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