Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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