We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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