this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
