Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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