They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
