Whod you bang
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Be still, my beating vagina.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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