As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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