Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this will be a night to untag.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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