It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Green mimosas i think yes
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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