yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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