So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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