no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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