Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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