Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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