Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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