Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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