Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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