Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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