How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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