quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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