I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
