I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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