just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
should my penis look like a turkey
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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