True but thats because hes a fetus.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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