And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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