Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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