my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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