you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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