the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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