i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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