Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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