He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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