I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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