get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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