i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
i out mim tonsoeep
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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