Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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