OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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