I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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