Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This baby is an asshole
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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