Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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