very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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