exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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