so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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