You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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