do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
vagina is talking i cant
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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