windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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