Jerry, you need to find god
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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