spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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