Sacagawea was the original milf.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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